Tuesday, June 17, 2008

If this video were a T-shirt, Jessica M. would wear it (I think)

Saturday, December 01, 2007

The horror!


Apparently Tori is not Knut's only fan. Here is Knut ... and Newt Gingrich. My eyes!

Friday, November 23, 2007

Kleiner Eisbar



This is a great video (almost as good as this one). Be sure to turn the volume way up before you start it.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Remembering the Ram Party


It's been a tough week. This photo made me miss the good old days.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

How airbrushing rots your mind, again


Here.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Abstract art

From Garden July 2007

This photo represents a skirmish in the War of the Japanese Beetles. No, those shiny things are not iridescent jewels. They are Japanese beetles that Max and I drowned in a milk jug full of soapy water. They are beautiful insects, yes, but we prefer that they shimmer gently far, far away from our basil plants.

We performed a mass genocide of Japanese beetles on Saturday night. By Sunday morning, their comrades had arrived in huge numbers and were rapidly defoliating our plants. We decided that sterner measures were necessary. A neighboring gardener recommended blending together Japanese beetle bodies, rotten eggs, and cat litter ("It really works!") but - no. Instead, we ran to the nearest chain garden store.

We went to the store in search of an organic gardening tool only slightly less common than the hoe: the floating row cover, a thin mesh covering that lets water, air, and light pass through but not beetles. As we dashed by an aisle stocked floor to ceiling with bug toxins, we felt certain we were on our way to barrier method heaven. Too bad for us. The (b)Lowe's staff had never even heard of a floating row cover. Cue grouchy mutterings about a hand basket with our country inside it.

Meanwhile, the beetles kept munching. By the next morning, fortunately, Max got what we needed, irony of ironies, from the locally owned garden supply store. We gently swaddled our precious basil in the mesh last night. As for the beetles:

From Garden July 2007

Monday, July 02, 2007

The ghostly hand of poop


Hilarious (click for bigger). From the amazing passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers.